(Reblogged from whitepajamas)

Why treasure island?

WHY?

I just read the word “infinitesimally” for the first time since Ad Infinitum. Considering that I then spent several minutes building an argument as to why they really shouldn’t use that word this class has had a negative effect on me. Maybe in time I’ll overcome it.

I’m dying of the plague.

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  • Me: No crack, come back!
  • Me: ...
  • Me: Well shit, that just happened.
  • My Mother: He's like the most unattractive
  • My Mother: He's like a girl
  • My Mother: A weak girl
  • Me: Oh my god I need to write that down

sweetappletea:

adriofthedead:

dead-poolanon:

pottery-crocodiles:

Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra share their respective recipes for Hamburgers.

fuck yeah Frankie!

Haha

lmfao

The best burger recipes I’ve ever read. 

(Source: sideshowtornado)

(Reblogged from loweryi)

So guess who bit his tongue hard enough to make a nice gash that’s bleeding a bit and making him constantly taste blood.

I eat Goldfish in a very intense manner.

So…

The Princess and the Frog just made me tear up.

(Source: maudit)

(Reblogged from meredithremy)